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1.77sThis gift stinks.
2.1sHomer, you're the most selfish man I know.
2.9sOh, come on. Mister Burns is way more selfish.
5.04sThat evil old bone bag smelling of death, nose like a vulture,
2.6sfollowed everywhere by that kiss-ass Smithers.
4.17s(LAUGHS) Yes. That describes Kathy in Personnel to a tee.
1.9s(SCREAMS) All right, everyone.
2.14sIt's time for your Christmas "bon-i."
2.77sEveryone gets a five-dollar cafeteria voucher.
5.34s(ALL MOANING) And for your boy, a confectioner's card featuring a current baseballer.
1.9sIt's that rookie from the New York Nine.
0.63sHOMER: Joe DiMaggio?
1.25sYes.
2.87sIt seems they've started letting ethnics into the big leagues.
1.75sOh, look! It's Kathy!
1.53sHow are things in Personnel?
1.47sExcellent.
1.22s
1.78sI need money for Christmas.
3.24sCan I get anything for this Joe DiMaggio baseball card?
1.5sIt's kind of old.
6.46sI'm sorry. But I'm afraid your card is only worth everything I've got! Everything!