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1.37sWho's my Secret Santa?
1.37sI think it's Homer.
1.9sOh, yes, I am.
2.9sYour present is right in the other room...
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4.77s(WHIRRING) HOMER: Come on, machine! Take my dollar!
2.2sFine. We'll play it your way!
1.63s(THUDDING)
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1.9sHere you go, Lenny.
3.1sMay the spirit of Retsyn be with you all year long.
2.77sGod bless God. Amen.
1.77sThis gift stinks.
2.1sHomer, you're the most selfish man I know.
2.9sOh, come on. Mister Burns is way more selfish.
5.04sThat evil old bone bag smelling of death, nose like a vulture,
2.6sfollowed everywhere by that kiss-ass Smithers.
4.17s(LAUGHS) Yes. That describes Kathy in Personnel to a tee.
1.9s(SCREAMS) All right, everyone.
2.14sIt's time for your Christmas "bon-i."
2.77sEveryone gets a five-dollar cafeteria voucher.
5.34s(ALL MOANING) And for your boy, a confectioner's card featuring a current baseballer.
1.9sIt's that rookie from the New York Nine.