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2.12sCome on, Marge. I'm not the only selfish person.
2.37sYou have to get your hair done at Supercuts.
2.8sI guess regular cuts just isn't good enough for you.
1.83sYou just don't get it, do you?
2.77sChristmas is a time to think of others.
2.27sBut today, you showed you only care about yourself.
1.18sThat's not true!
2.1sI cared what you thought once you found out!
2.29sYou can sleep on the couch tonight.
1.97sCan't you yell at me now and get it over with?
1.22sNo.
2.74sI'm gonna parcel my anger out over the next few days and weeks,
3sjabbing at you just when you seem the most content.
1sOh!
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3.84sI don't need her. I've got you, Astrolabe.
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2.34sColombia's main export is coffee.
2.35sExactly.
5.32sTV ANNOUNCER 1: Now back to The Year Santa Got Lost starring Jimmy Stewart as the voice of Mister Mailman.
2.12sSanta was in an awful pickle.
5.49sBeatniks had given drugs to the reindeer and they were no darn good.
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