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2.79sBrother Ned's got cheese on bread
3.54sand a side order of shame. Bells...
3.24sWhere the H-E-C-K is everybody?
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2.4sHere's your skates. Oh, you'll have to take off those boots.
1.3sThose are my feet.
1.63sEew!
1.52sOh, for the love of puppies.
2.54sHomer, you're the nicest guy in town.
1.3sHa-ha!
2.4sYour position has been usurped.
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2.19sUsurped. You heard me.
1.17sHa-ha!
1.97s(CHANTING) You're sad at Christmas.
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1.73sThis just in,
1.95sSanta Claus is dead.
6.54s(SCREAMING) Or he might as well be because there's an even fatter man who's holding families at nice-point.
2.62sHomer Simpson, seen here in this retouched photo!
4.05s(GRUNTS IN ANGER) That Homer just burns my waffles.