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1.93sThat thing for me!
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2.59sOh, God! It's so unnecessary!
4.35sYou have excellent taste. This is our finest talking astrolabe.
2.74sIt also comes with a notepad and pen that works upside-down.
2.04sI'm upside-down so much!
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3.04sIf I buy this, I won't have anything left for a Christmas tree.
3.19sASTROLABE: Today is the birthday of comedienne Margaret Cho.
3.79sThat's the birthday I'm always forgetting! I must have it!
1.18sWhat a mall!
1.22sCan we get our big Christmas tree now?
1.73sUh, sure, you know it.
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3.07sBiggest tree from the finest lot in town.
1.27sStupid jerk!
2.09sDad, I don't like the looks of this neighborhood.
0.95sIt's fine.
1.73sNow, everyone just relax, lock your doors,
1.77sdon't make eye contact with anyone,
1.45sand listen to the radio.
4.1sRADIO ANNOUNCER: Now let's downshift into the holiday spirit with Christmas Convoy.
1.73sMAN: A star shone bright that silent night
10.23sNinety miles out of manger-town Haulin' gold and myrrh and frankincense Three kings put the hammer down Cause we got a Christmas convoy, ain't she a beautiful thing?