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1.6sHmm...
3.72sYou wasted our money on something extravagant for yourself!
1.72sThere's a trickledown theory here.
2.94sIf I'm happy, I'm less abusive to the rest of you.
2.63sNo, Dad. This time you were just plain selfish.
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1.33sASTROLABE: I am not returnable.
4.67s(SOBBING) I will be testing my smoke alarm for the next three hours.
1.1s(ALARM BLARING)
1.33s(SOBBING)
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3.34sThis is sadder than Tuesdays with Morrie.
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2.12sCome on, Marge. I'm not the only selfish person.
2.37sYou have to get your hair done at Supercuts.
2.8sI guess regular cuts just isn't good enough for you.
1.83sYou just don't get it, do you?
2.77sChristmas is a time to think of others.
2.27sBut today, you showed you only care about yourself.
1.18sThat's not true!
2.1sI cared what you thought once you found out!