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6.61sNow to hear the joyous sound of people waking up on Christmas to discover they have no presents.
1.94sLENNY: Hey, where's my presents?
2.7sWOMAN: Some jerk stole Christmas!
2.42sOh, I've been robbed!
2.8sMan, so this is how it feels.
4.74sI'd better see my shrink and rob his ass!
3.27sSomeone snuck in and took our presents.
1.67sDo you think it was Papa?
3.22sI wouldn't put it past him. He stole my gold tooth the night he left.
2.27sHe didn't leave. He went to the store.
3.67sAnd when he comes back, I'll wave those Pop Tarts right in your face!
4.54sThey don't sound happy but here comes a mob shaking their fists in gratitude!