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3.99s"'for behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy "'which shall be to all people...'"
1.12sStop that!
1.77sYou can't pray on city property!
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3.32sLet's just say that on this day a million years ago,
3.54sa dude was born who most of us think was magic.
2.52sBut others don't. And that's cool.
2.52sBut we're probably right. Amen.
1.27sALL: Amen!
3.79sAnd now I think the only thing left to do is return all your gifts!
0.88sNed?
1.07sIt'd be my pleasure, Homer!
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4.47sOh, joy! Let's see what we got here. It's a new brassiere!
3.89sBut I don't even have them, but okay. I'll make pretend.
1.1sWhat a great Christmas.
2.74sNot even Moe's annual suicide attempt can ruin it.
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3.5sI ain't got all day, Drama Queen. Get it over with.
0.88sI will!
2.87sAnd then you'll all wish you was nicer to me!
2.1sWho am I kidding? I ain't gonna jump.
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