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6.54s(SCREAMING) Or he might as well be because there's an even fatter man who's holding families at nice-point.
2.62sHomer Simpson, seen here in this retouched photo!
4.05s(GRUNTS IN ANGER) That Homer just burns my waffles.
2.65sPain is the cleanser! Pain is the cleanser!
1.67s(DOORBELL RINGING)
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2.37sExcuse me. My car broke down.
1.53sWell, I'll give you a jump!
2.27sI'll rotate your tires! I'll even fold up that map for you!
1.2sI know that can be a dickens of a doozie!
1.35sBack off, creep!
1.93sI was looking for Homer Simpson's house!
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2.6sThat tears it! I'll show Homer!
3.64sI'm gonna be the nicest man this world has ever seen.
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3.4sI said "man," not "man-God"! Keep your pants on!
1.99sHere you go, Principal Skinner, Mrs. Skinner.
2.64sYou're actually giving everyone in town a Christmas present?
1.55sWhat's your angle, pervert?
3.4sOh-ho. My angle is "givin' in this world, livin' in the next!"
2.52sBut how can you afford all this on a widower's salary?
4.97sWell, actually I picked up some extra cash renting out my house to a fraternity.