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2.54sHomer, you're the nicest guy in town.
1.3sHa-ha!
2.4sYour position has been usurped.
1.27s
2.19sUsurped. You heard me.
1.17sHa-ha!
1.97s(CHANTING) You're sad at Christmas.
3.24s
2.87s
1.73sThis just in,
1.95sSanta Claus is dead.
6.54s(SCREAMING) Or he might as well be because there's an even fatter man who's holding families at nice-point.
2.62sHomer Simpson, seen here in this retouched photo!
4.05s(GRUNTS IN ANGER) That Homer just burns my waffles.
2.65sPain is the cleanser! Pain is the cleanser!
1.67s(DOORBELL RINGING)
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