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3sHmm. You've given me a lot to think about.
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1.92sLISA: People would be a lot happier without presents.
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1.72sPresents are material goods,
3.5sand attachment to material goods kills the soul.
3.87s(SIREN BLARING) I'm not going to jail again.
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2.29sI've got it! When everyone's asleep,
1.63sI'll take away their presents!
2.92sThen they'll be happy. Thanks, Buddha.
3.57sI got your badge number. You better hope I never get out!
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4.35sHOMER: You're a hero, Homer J
4.62sYou're as crafty as a skunk
4.4sThey'll thank you in the morning for stealing Flanders' junk
2.7sHomer Jay
3.59sYou're a double-bacon genius-burger
3.92sand just a little drunk
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