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1.47sI see.
2.35sWell, come on, Lisa. You're here for a reason.
2.02sIs your father stealing bread ?
2.69sMaybe. I don't watch him every minute.
3.02sBut what I am sure of is, we're getting cable for free.
3.3sWell, I'm afraid that is stealing, Lisa.
2.24sYou must do something.
1.03sShould I have my father arrested ?
3.74sWell, Lisa, on the surface that would appear to be an ideal solution to the problem.
5.81sBut remember the Fifth Commandment: "Honor thy father and thy mother."
4sHmm, Lisa, I would like to see you set an example...
2.54sby not watching the offending technology yourself.
2.15sThank you, Reverend Lovejoy.
2.39sYou're watching Top Hat Entertainment.
3.04sAdult programming all day, every day...
2.13sexcept in Florida and Utah.
3.1sComing up next: Stardust Mammaries.
4.7sBaby - I Ay, caramba ! Bart !
2.79sDad ! Oh, here's what I was looking for.
2.47sBlue chips closed up three and three-quarters.
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