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1.95sHe thinks he's got it made.
2.94sHe's got his hi-fi, his boob tube...
2.14sand his instant pizza pie.
2.1sOoh, pizza !
4.14sAll right, children. Now, I don't want you to get frightened,
2.7sbut it's my responsibility to teach you this.
2.19sToday's topic will be "hell."
0.5sOh !
0.88sAll right !
2.17sI've sat through "mercy" and I've sat through "forgiveness."
2.12sFinally, we get to the good stuff.
2.1sOh, hell is a terrible place !
2.4sMaggots are your sheet, worms your blanket.
2.79sThere's a lake of fire burning with sulphur.
2.48sYou'll be tormented day and night forever and ever.
2.57sAs a matter of fact, if you actually saw hell,
0.5syou'd be so frightened you would die.
2.13s
0.3sOh, Miss Albright ?
1.43sYes, Bart ?
2.94sWouldn't you eventually get used to it, like in a hot tub ?
2.19sNo. Yes, Bart ?
0.25sAre there pirates in hell ?
2.88sYes. Thousands of them.
2.52sOoh, baby ! So what you're saying is,
2.6sthere's a downside to the afterlife.
2.74sHow does one steer clear of this abode of the damned ?