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4.27sWhat ? Oh, hey, if you're having second thoughts, just read this pamphlet.
2.47s"So You've Decided to Steal Cable."
3.1s"Myth: Cable piracy is wrong.
4.81sFact: Cable companies are big, faceless corporations, which makes it okay."
3.1sSee, the clown is a treasure that will last a lifetime.
3.69sCable. It's more wonderful than I dared hope.
5.17sDon't you hate it when you go to the bathroom... and there's no toilet paper ?
2.44sIt's funny 'cause it's true.
3.7sOh, hey, hey. Family, family, come here.
4.82sI have an announcement to make. The Simpsons have cable !