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2.67sBoy, what's this world coming to ?
0.33sThat's exactly what I--
2.03sGotta go.
3.2sOoh ! Hey, stop, cable man ! Stop !
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3.54sWhat do you want ? Uh, uh, uh-- I want free cable !
3.9sSo, this is okay, isn't it ? I mean, everybody does it, right ?
4.27sWhat ? Oh, hey, if you're having second thoughts, just read this pamphlet.
2.47s"So You've Decided to Steal Cable."
0.44sUh-huh.
3.1s"Myth: Cable piracy is wrong.
4.81sFact: Cable companies are big, faceless corporations, which makes it okay."
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3.1sSee, the clown is a treasure that will last a lifetime.
3.69sCable. It's more wonderful than I dared hope.
5.17sDon't you hate it when you go to the bathroom... and there's no toilet paper ?
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2.44sIt's funny 'cause it's true.
3.7sOh, hey, hey. Family, family, come here.