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3.34sHey, Flanders, who put that bug up your butt ?
3.57sOhh. I wanted to subscribe to that new Arts and Crafts Channel.
4.04sWell, sir, they send over this flimflam man to install it. And do you know what he did ?
4.54sHe offered to hook me up illegally to every cable channel for only 50 bucks.
2.67sBoy, what's this world coming to ?
0.33sThat's exactly what I--
2.03sGotta go.
3.2sOoh ! Hey, stop, cable man ! Stop !
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3.54sWhat do you want ? Uh, uh, uh-- I want free cable !
3.9sSo, this is okay, isn't it ? I mean, everybody does it, right ?
4.27sWhat ? Oh, hey, if you're having second thoughts, just read this pamphlet.
2.47s"So You've Decided to Steal Cable."
0.44sUh-huh.
3.1s"Myth: Cable piracy is wrong.
4.81sFact: Cable companies are big, faceless corporations, which makes it okay."