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3.49sWell, it was either cable or the mechanical bull.
3.05sI made my choice, and I stand by it.
2.02s
2.17sOoh, somebody's having a party !
2.69sYeah, Friday night. You wanna come over ?
3.8sThank you, but this store is open 24 hours. It puts great demands on my time.
2.57sOh, too bad. It's gonna be a great fight.
2.82sOh, the fight ! Why didn't you say something ?
2.1sI'll get my brother Sanjay to cover for me.
2.33sHe deplores violence of all kinds.
3.92sSo, even if a man takes bread to feed his starving family,
1.97sthat would be stealing ?
3.87sNo. Well, it is if he puts anything on it. Jelly, for example.
1.47sI see.
2.35sWell, come on, Lisa. You're here for a reason.
2.02sIs your father stealing bread ?
2.69sMaybe. I don't watch him every minute.
3.02sBut what I am sure of is, we're getting cable for free.
3.3sWell, I'm afraid that is stealing, Lisa.
2.24sYou must do something.
1.03sShould I have my father arrested ?
3.74sWell, Lisa, on the surface that would appear to be an ideal solution to the problem.
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