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1.98sin our school production of Lizzie Borden.
1.62sStarring Martin Prince as Lizzie.
3.02sForty whacks with a wet noodle, Bart.
2.77sI'd like to help you, ma'am, but--
2.72sI'm afraid there's no law against mailing threatening letters.
0.53sI'm pretty sure there is.
1.87sHa!
2.64sThe day I take cop lessons from Ma kettle--
3.04sUh, hey, she's right, Chief. Well, shut my mouth.
4.77sIt's also illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling.
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1.98sBoys, knock it off.
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1.97sBart, I figured it out.
3.54sWho's someone you've been making irritating phone calls to for years?
0.42sLinda Lavin?
2.69sNo, someone who didn't deserve it.
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2.27sHello, Moe?
4.07sWe know you're the one behind this, so knock it off, or we're going to the cops!
2.57sNo, no, I'll take care of it.
3.12sOkay, it's over. Get 'em outta here!
2.07sHa! Ha! Hmm! Hmm!