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1.8sHa-ha!
3.44sBut who'd want to hurt me? I'm this century's Dennis the Menace.
2.85sIt's probably the person you least suspect.
2.49sThat's good, Dad.
3.44sI say we call Matlock. He'll find the culprit.
4.2sIt's probably that evil Gavin MacLeod or George "Goober" Lindsey.
2.4sGrampa, Matlock's not real.
3.45sNeither are my teeth, but I can still eat corn on the cob,
2.87sif someone cuts it off and smushes it into a fine paste.
1.93sNow that's good eatin'!
2.97s
4.1sOh, I checked around. The girls are calling you "fatty-fat fat fat,"
2.08sand Nelson's planning to pull down your pants.
2.52sBut nobody's trying to kill ya.
3.32sOh, that's good.
3.22sFatty-fat fat fat. Fatty-fatty fat fat.
2.57sAll right. This is dedicated to Bart Simpson,