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3.77sOh, my God. Someone's trying to kill me! Eh!
0.5sOh, wait. It's for Bart.
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2.59sHmm, this one's done in different handwriting.
2.13sOh, uh, I wrote that one...
4.19safter Bart somehow put this tattoo on my butt.
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1.8sHa-ha!
3.44sBut who'd want to hurt me? I'm this century's Dennis the Menace.
2.85sIt's probably the person you least suspect.
2.49sThat's good, Dad.
3.44sI say we call Matlock. He'll find the culprit.
4.2sIt's probably that evil Gavin MacLeod or George "Goober" Lindsey.
2.4sGrampa, Matlock's not real.