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5.54sMaude, these new finger razors make hedge trimming as much fun as sitting through church.
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4.57sYou're going to be my murder victim, Bart,
1.98sin our school production of Lizzie Borden.
1.62sStarring Martin Prince as Lizzie.
3.02sForty whacks with a wet noodle, Bart.
2.77sI'd like to help you, ma'am, but--
2.72sI'm afraid there's no law against mailing threatening letters.
0.53sI'm pretty sure there is.
1.87sHa!
2.64sThe day I take cop lessons from Ma kettle--
3.04sUh, hey, she's right, Chief. Well, shut my mouth.
4.77sIt's also illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling.
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