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3.17sBart, I'm going to get you--
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1.57ssome ice cream at the store...
2.8ssince I'm saving so much money on diet cola.
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2sSay your prayers, Simpson.
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2.34sBecause the schools can't force you like they should.
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5.54sMaude, these new finger razors make hedge trimming as much fun as sitting through church.
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4.57sYou're going to be my murder victim, Bart,
1.98sin our school production of Lizzie Borden.
1.62sStarring Martin Prince as Lizzie.
3.02sForty whacks with a wet noodle, Bart.
2.77sI'd like to help you, ma'am, but--
2.72sI'm afraid there's no law against mailing threatening letters.
0.53sI'm pretty sure there is.
1.87sHa!
2.64sThe day I take cop lessons from Ma kettle--
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