3.44sI say we call Matlock. He'll find the culprit.
4.2sIt's probably that evil Gavin MacLeod or George "Goober" Lindsey.
2.4sGrampa, Matlock's not real.
3.45sNeither are my teeth, but I can still eat corn on the cob,
2.87sif someone cuts it off and smushes it into a fine paste.
1.93sNow that's good eatin'!