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2.34sBoy, Moe, you sure look angry.
2.13sHere. Have some nuts. Hey, thanks.
2.65sOw! God! My eye!
3.65sOw! Get it out! Geez! Gaagh!
1.93sDon't pull. Don't pull.
4.3sI said don't pull! Don't!
2sNow we're pulling into port.
2.34sAh! And who's waiting for us at the dock?
2.62sWhy, it's all your childhood dogs!
2.82sI see Petey and Blackie and Schnoodle.
1.68s- Oh, no! Pirates!
- Pirates!
2.87sAhoy, mateys! It's me-- Long Bart Silver.
2.65sAnd I'm gonna rip you a new I.V. hole.
0.55s
3.3sBart, what are you doing? I'm just trying to liven things up around here.
3sThese people need to ride motorcycles and play rockin' electric guitars,
1.95slike the old people on TV.
2.04sExcuse me. But when those pirates boarded,
2.77sI swallowed my wedding ring for safekeeping.
4.24sGet me some ipecac. I'd like to expunge it.
2.19sOkay, she's gone. Let's break out of here and have some fun.
0.7sShouldn't we ask someone first?
3.54sIf I get up, somebody will take my chair.