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2.47sWell, it really did seem funny in rehearsal.
4.24sAnd he didn't even get to his Ubangi routine.
2.64sHa, ha, ha. Laugh it up, ya punks.
4.3s'Cause you and jan Murray here just cost our town the Olympics.
1.99sHey, Chalmers. Where are you from?
0.17sHuh?
2.97sWell, I was born in Queens, went to Ball State,
2.44sthen made the move to Intercourse, Pennsylvania.
1.92sUh, why do you ask?
0.25sDon't worry, sir.
2.54sI'll teach these children some respect for their town.
2.68sI'm assigning each of you 20 hours of community service.
2.47sCommunity service?
2.03sNo, no! Intercourse?
0.67sWhat if we refuse?
3.34sYou won't pass to the next grade.
1.75sI fail to see the threat.
1.93sSkinner! Good idea.
4.52sNow, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to my vacation at Lake Titicaca.
3.5sLet's see you make a joke out of that, Mr. Smart Guy.
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1.87sAll right, Martin. For your community service,
4.12syou'll be setting up a midnight basketball program for inner-city street gangs.
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