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2.93sWhose half-eaten dead bird is in this footlocker?
2.44sLet's say hypothetically that it does belong to someone in here.
2.34sWould admission of that allow that person to keep it?
5.17sPrivate Griffin, just for that, you have to listen to one track from this Chris Gaines album.
2.14sDon't you think that's a little extreme? Two tracks!
2.2sIt's so stupid. It's just Garth Brooks in a wig.
1.43s- Three tracks! - Come on!
2.17s- We can go all day with this! - Yeah, but...
3.3sThat's it! Every single track, plus the hidden bonus track!
3.67sThere's a hidden bonus track? Oh, I hope it's a ballad.
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1.9sShould I follow the knight into the dungeon,
2.1sor should I go back the way I came?
2.74sI'll follow the knight. Page 37, page 37.
3.9s(EXCLAIMING) I mean, go back the way I came. I didn't take my hand off the page.
2.37sYou seen it, Lois, right? You seen my hand on the page.
1.27sYeah, Peter, I seen it.
2.97s(HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYING) Oh, no, not again.
2.3sYou know, I'm glad Chris found an activity he likes,
1.97sbut why do they have to use our garage?
2.77sCome on, Lois, sometimes kids can be a handful.
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