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1.47sEvery time my daughter opens her mouth,
2.67sI just want to punch her in the face. She's really annoying.
1.27sAll right, let's explore that.
1sWhat the hell's wrong with you?
1.9sYour skin's, like, moving around or something.
2sI believe I'm having some sort of seizure.
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2.77sWhat kind of after-school activity should I do, Dad?
2.17sWell, Chris, there's a lot of fun activities out there.
2.07sFor example, I used to be a horse whisperer.
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4.97s(WHISPERING) Maybe if she spent some time on the treadmill, and I was drunk.
2.64s(BOTH LAUGHING) I wouldn't, either.
3.04sI don't think any of this stuff is right for me, Dad.
2.47sLet's just face it. I suck!
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2.27sWait, wait. Hang on. Are those the right words?
3.64s"I wanna rock and roll all night "and party the first Thursday of every month"?
2sYeah, shouldn't it be "party every day"?
2.64sWell, I think the question is, if we are rocking and rolling all night,
1.7sare we gonna wanna party every day?