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1.3sHere, you shoot me and I'll shoot you.
2.04sI don't think this is gonna work. Of course it will work.
3.64sReady? One, two, three.
2.84s(GROANING) Damn it! Oh, my God, that hurts!
1.87sI think you missed me. All right, I'll try again.
2.3sNo, no, no. Hang on, that looks like it's painful.
1.7sOf course it's painful. There's a bullet in my foot.
1.43sNow, get over here. No, no, no, no, no.
1.53sI've changed my mind. I don't wanna do it.
2.94sCome on, we had a deal. No, no, no. Don't point that at me.
3.67sOkay, come on. This is not helping, for God's sake.
1.63s(GROANING) Oh, you got me.
1.33sLet me see it. No, no. It's gross.
3.07sLet me see it. No. No, I don't want to gross you out.
3.07s(GROANING) We are in so much pain, right now. The two of us.
2.7sOkay, that was real!
3.97sHey, hi. I'm Private Stewie and this is Private Brian.
1.87sWe both got shot in the foot,
2.97sso we figured an honorable discharge would be in order.
2.24sAnd you could just send us back to the States.
2.1sGetting shot doesn't get you out of here anymore.
2.1sWhat? Yeah, we take whatever we can get.
3.77sI mean, we got two dead guys guarding the ammunition.
2.37sSorry guys, you are here until the job is done.