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1.5sOh.
2.33sWell, you've got it.
2.04sYes, I'd like to see the army recruiter.
2.44sOh, you'll have to have a seat. There's a 25-minute wait.
2.24sTwenty-five minutes? Oh, God.
2.97sAll right, I better go put more money in the meter.
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2.7sPeggy, would you send in the next... Oh, you're already here.
2.1sSay, aren't you a little young to join the army?
3.37sNo, I have that, uh, Webster disease.
2.17sHey, is that the M9 double-action pistol?
2.2sSure is. Standard issue in the army.
1.6sWhere do I sign? Right here.
2.64sDid I mention there's a $100 bonus if you sign up a buddy?
3.54sReally? Well, I think I have a surprise for somebody.
1.57s
1.23sThere you are.
2.67sCongratulations. You are both in the army.
2.54sWe're both... What? That's ridiculous.
1.5sI'll tell you what's ridiculous. The Kaiser.
1.27sSomebody should put him on a roll.
7.57sOver, we're coming over And we won't come back till it's over, over there Commercial! Damn! Play me some filler, Johnnie.
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