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3sOh, thought we had a clip. Nope. Okay. You can't leave, Brian.
2.3sYou'll get life in prison. I'll take my chances.
1.8sLet me ask you this. When was the last time
1.77syou saw something through to the end?
2.67sWell, I, uh... Never, that's when! You need this, Brian.
2.47sYou dropped out of college. You still haven't finished your novel.
1.74sDo you know what you lack? Discipline!
2.74sAnd do you know where you'll get it? Right here in the army!
2.04sBoy, you know what? You're right.
2.94sEverything I've ever done, I've crapped out on halfway through.
2.74sWell, not this time. I am going to finish what I started.
2.94sThat's the spirit! You can do anything you put your mind to.
3.14sMAN 1: You know, it's really hard to masturbate with you guys talking.
1.77sMAN 2: Not for me!
5.54sEvil, evil monkey Chris, will you knock that off for two minutes?
2.87sWe want to talk to you. Take five, guys.
1.57sWhat do you buttheads want?
1.87sYou've been playing with your friends long enough.
2.57sNow it's time for you to come inside and do your homework.
2.57sIt's time for you to piss off, redhead. What?
2.2sHey, hey, Chris, don't talk to your mother that way.
3sOh, way to stand up for your woman there, fatty.
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