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2.2sSure is. Standard issue in the army.
1.6sWhere do I sign? Right here.
2.64sDid I mention there's a $100 bonus if you sign up a buddy?
3.54sReally? Well, I think I have a surprise for somebody.
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1.23sThere you are.
2.67sCongratulations. You are both in the army.
2.54sWe're both... What? That's ridiculous.
1.5sI'll tell you what's ridiculous. The Kaiser.
1.27sSomebody should put him on a roll.
7.57sOver, we're coming over And we won't come back till it's over, over there Commercial! Damn! Play me some filler, Johnnie.
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3.34sOkay, they're dead, all right? We're not gonna be seeing them again.
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6.67sMy God, you are the sorriest bunch of rejects I ever seen, and I've seen The Bangles in concert.
2.43sYou! Where are you from, boy? Quahog.
3.4sThey only got two things in Quahog. Steers and queers!