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1.77sBoy, I can't wait to lay into that recruiter.
3.84sYes, you'll be about as effective as the Wizard of Oz was at granting wishes.
1.93sAnd, Dorothy, you wanted herpes,
2.54sbut little did you know, you've had herpes all along.
1.73sI didn't want herpes!
1.5sOh.
2.33sWell, you've got it.
2.04sYes, I'd like to see the army recruiter.
2.44sOh, you'll have to have a seat. There's a 25-minute wait.
2.24sTwenty-five minutes? Oh, God.
2.97sAll right, I better go put more money in the meter.
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2.7sPeggy, would you send in the next... Oh, you're already here.
2.1sSay, aren't you a little young to join the army?
3.37sNo, I have that, uh, Webster disease.