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6.07sAll right, kids, assembly is starting. Now, please take your seats for the following presentation by the US Army.
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4.17sWhat's up, y'all? I'm Sergeant Extreme! And I'm Major Awesome!
3.4sWe're here to tell you how much the army kicks ass!
0.83sCheck this out!
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3.37sThe army sounds awesome! And the recruiter said, with any luck,
3.24sI could get the clap from a 12-year-old Chinese prostitute.
2.3sWow, that's great. You'll be serving your country,
2.34sjust like American film legend Mickey Rooney.