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2.64s(TIRES SCREECH) Brian, what are you doing?
3.27sGymboree is that way. Brian, it's parachute day!
5.07sI just want to swing by the army recruiting center and give a piece of my mind to that jerk who tried to brainwash Chris.
2.77sWe are gonna be so late. I'm not gonna have a partner.
1.77sI'm gonna have to be partners with the teacher.
2.64sIt's just wrong for the military to mess with kids' minds.
2.27sThey're all gonna wind up in therapy, like Peter was.
1.47sEvery time my daughter opens her mouth,
2.67sI just want to punch her in the face. She's really annoying.
1.27sAll right, let's explore that.
1sWhat the hell's wrong with you?
1.9sYour skin's, like, moving around or something.
2sI believe I'm having some sort of seizure.
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2.77sWhat kind of after-school activity should I do, Dad?
2.17sWell, Chris, there's a lot of fun activities out there.
2.07sFor example, I used to be a horse whisperer.
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4.97s(WHISPERING) Maybe if she spent some time on the treadmill, and I was drunk.
2.64s(BOTH LAUGHING) I wouldn't, either.
3.04sI don't think any of this stuff is right for me, Dad.