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4.17sWhat's up, y'all? I'm Sergeant Extreme! And I'm Major Awesome!
3.4sWe're here to tell you how much the army kicks ass!
0.83sCheck this out!
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3.37sThe army sounds awesome! And the recruiter said, with any luck,
3.24sI could get the clap from a 12-year-old Chinese prostitute.
2.3sWow, that's great. You'll be serving your country,
2.34sjust like American film legend Mickey Rooney.
3sHi. I'm former biggest star in the world Mickey Rooney.
3.54sAnd as you may know, I am totally and completely insane.
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