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3.37sThe army sounds awesome! And the recruiter said, with any luck,
3.24sI could get the clap from a 12-year-old Chinese prostitute.
2.3sWow, that's great. You'll be serving your country,
2.34sjust like American film legend Mickey Rooney.
3sHi. I'm former biggest star in the world Mickey Rooney.
3.54sAnd as you may know, I am totally and completely insane.
2.47sI like to yell at mice with my shirt off.
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2.7sSometimes, I like to steal other people's scabs.
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3.3sHow do I stay so crazy? Mickey Rooney's Crazy Pills!