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2.24sTwenty-five minutes? Oh, God.
2.97sAll right, I better go put more money in the meter.
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2.7sPeggy, would you send in the next... Oh, you're already here.
2.1sSay, aren't you a little young to join the army?
3.37sNo, I have that, uh, Webster disease.
2.17sHey, is that the M9 double-action pistol?
2.2sSure is. Standard issue in the army.
1.6sWhere do I sign? Right here.
2.64sDid I mention there's a $100 bonus if you sign up a buddy?
3.54sReally? Well, I think I have a surprise for somebody.
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1.23sThere you are.
2.67sCongratulations. You are both in the army.
2.54sWe're both... What? That's ridiculous.
1.5sI'll tell you what's ridiculous. The Kaiser.