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2.74sBut, in the midst of our sorrow,
2.67swe can take comfort in the fact that your elevated blood-alcohol level...
2.4sprobably helped you burn up quicker.
3.3sSince you left us no earthly remains,
3.84sit is my sad duty to unveil this simple memorial.
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4sNext in our cavalcade of celebrity mourners-- Bob Newhart.
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1.94sUh-- See, uh--
3.07sTo tell you the truth, I'm, uh--
2.2sI was just-- I'm just killing time here.
1.94sI was waiting for a,
2.1swell, a different-- different funeral to start.
3.67sI'll handle it. Bob Newhart, everybody!
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1.97sOh, uh--
2.57sAlthough, you know-- Though I started my career...
3.6sseveral years before Krusty, so,
2.3syou know, I could never really have learned anything...
1.97sdirectly from him,