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2.2sas "Andre the Giant, We Hardly Knew Ye,"
3.24sand "Shemp Howard: Today We Mourn a Stooge."
2.84sNow, Krusty's closest friend and sidekick,
2.37sSideshow Mel.
2.43sI'll miss you, Krusty--
2.27sI and all the other Sideshows--
2.27sexcept Sideshow Bob.
2.74sBut, in the midst of our sorrow,
2.67swe can take comfort in the fact that your elevated blood-alcohol level...
2.4sprobably helped you burn up quicker.
3.3sSince you left us no earthly remains,
3.84sit is my sad duty to unveil this simple memorial.
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4sNext in our cavalcade of celebrity mourners-- Bob Newhart.
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