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3.17sI can't believe Krusty's really gone. Don't worry, son.
2.43sI'm sure he's up in heaven right now,
2.74slaughing it up with all the other celebrities--
4.44sJohn Dillinger, Ty Cobb, Joseph Stalin.
2.5sI wish I were dead.
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1.83sWe're gathered to mourn the passing...
2.03sof Herschel Schmoeckel Krustofski,
2.6sbeloved entertainer and dear friend.
1.67sHello. I'm Troy McClure.
2.37sYou might remember me from such show business funerals...
2.2sas "Andre the Giant, We Hardly Knew Ye,"
3.24sand "Shemp Howard: Today We Mourn a Stooge."
2.84sNow, Krusty's closest friend and sidekick,
2.37sSideshow Mel.
2.43sI'll miss you, Krusty--
2.27sI and all the other Sideshows--
2.27sexcept Sideshow Bob.
2.74sBut, in the midst of our sorrow,
2.67swe can take comfort in the fact that your elevated blood-alcohol level...
2.4sprobably helped you burn up quicker.
3.3sSince you left us no earthly remains,