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3.04sKrusty? Hi. Is it okay if I sit down here?
2.9sAah. Go ahead, kid. Knock yourself out.
2.33sI'm sorry for all the trouble I've caused you, Krusty,
1.97sbut you know, my mom says...
2.54sGod never closes a door without opening a window.
2.64sNo offense, kid, but your mom's a dingbat.
2.2sThere's no silver lining here.
3.54sI was a big cheese-- a huge cheese!
1.87sBut now look at me.
2.33sI gotta ride the bus like a schnook.
2.4sI gotta live in an apartment like an idiot.
2.97sI gotta wait in line with nobodies...
2.23sto buy groceries from a failure!
2.37sIt doesn't matter how you live or what you did wrong.
3.2sAs long as you're on TV, people will respect you.
1.8sRespect? Pah!
3.17sWhat good is respect without the moola to back it up?
3.34sEverywhere I go I see teachers in Ferraris--
2.84sresearch scientists drinking champagne.
1.97sI tried to drink a Coke on the bus,
2.44sand they took away my pass.