Family Guy
S5E6: Prick Up Your Ears
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Is there something wrong with the Smucker's?
PETER: Yeah, it's been on my penis.
Meg, I still cannot believe what you and Doug did last night.
Mom, you don't understand.
Doug and I are abstinent.
But if we have sex in the ear, it doesn't count.
We're still pure in the eyes of the Lord.