Family Guy
S8E16: April in Quahog
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You've had sex a million times.
Oh, that's all bluster. I just talk big for the fellas.
I'm a virgin, Joe! I don't want to die a virgin!
Help me, please!
Let me have sex with Bonnie.
(SIGHS) I guess so. For my friend on our last day on Earth.
You're a good man, Joe Swanson.