The Simpsons
S1E12: Krusty Gets Busted
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What's the matter ? Can't you read ?
No, I can't ! I can't read or write ! I admit it !
I'm totally illiterate. Now are you happy ?
Can it be that the champion of child literacy can't even read himself ?
Is it a crime to be illiterate ?
All right, all right. See this, Krusty ? This is a B.