S5E10: $pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)
Huh. And what training do you have?
Five years of modern dance. Six years of tap.
The economic slump began last spring,
when the government closed Fort Springfield,
devastating the city's liquor and prostitution industries.
Now, at the risk of being unpopular,
this reporter places the blame for all this squarely on you, the viewers.