The Simpsons
S9E2: The Principal and the Pauper
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Sergeant Seymour Skinner, U.S. Army.
it's true. i was in his platoon.
But they said you were killed on that scouting mission.
No, just captured. It's kind of a funny story, really.
After five years in a secret P.O.W. camp,
I was sold to China for slave labor.