Family Guy
S10E8: Cool Hand Peter
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Okay, all right, I got one.
Would you rather be a hobo with a five percent chance of getting inherited by a rich guy,
or be Hitler two years before the end of World War II?
'Cause you know you're gonna have to shoot yourself,
but you still got two more years as Hitler.
If you're the hobo, do you have a place to sleep,
like an underpass or...
Different every night.