S2E19: The Story on Page One
Oh, my god! I know you! You're Luke Perry.
You were great in Rain Man!
Like that scene in the airport where you wanted to get on the plane.
And that dumb guy was screaming.
That was Tom Cruise.
Not in this movie theater it wasn't.
Every time I see that lame-o actor,
I put your head on his body.
Thanks. It's always nice to meet someone who appreciates my work.