The Simpsons
S16E19: Thank God, It's Doomsday
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(CHUCKLES) Church? I'd rather play golf on the holiest day of the week.
Oh! Finally, a character I can relate to.
I bet good things happen to him.
But, honey, with recent troubles in the Mideast and other ominous signs,
the Rapture could soon be upon us.
The Rapture? Easy there, Helen.
Science has shown religion is just an old wives' tale.