The Simpsons
S8E15: Homer's Phobia
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Time was, you send a boy off to war.
Shootin' a man'd fix him right up.
But there's not even any wars no more-- Thank you very much, Warren Christopher.
Hey, better yet, Bart could shoot a deer.
That's like shooting a beautiful man.
Hey, he's right, Homer. After the boy bags a deer,
all the diet sodas in the world won't turn him back.